Jeronimo Yanez, a police officer with the St. Anthony, Minn., police department, shot to death Castile, a cafeteria worker employed by St. Paul, Minn., Public School District, on July 6, 2016. more ...
June 29, 2017 (0) commentsFor the above reasons, try to do the following:1. clean your cache, free or transfer apps from phone to sd card, close running applications, disable unnecessary sync or continues data updates.2. uninstall and update your third party sms launcher or select a launcher that is light to handle by the phone. You may use a GO SMS LAUNCHER.3. Try to factory reset your phone. And if problem persist, it is better to have it check by your phone provider.
Mike Keville
Todd Rouse, Chairman of the Madison County Republican Committee has announced their endorsement of Michael Keville as the Republican candidate for Madison County Clerk in the upcoming November elections.
Mr. Keville is currently the Mayor of the Village of Chittenango and has been a US History, economics and Participation in Government teacher at Chittenango High School for 14 years. Active in his community, Michael has
Active in his community, Michael has coached 13 seasons including baseball, soccer and bowling as well as serving as the voice of the Bears for the last six years while also serving on the Town of Sullivan Zoning Board of Appeals since 2009.
Michael earned dual bachelors degrees in economics and social studies education from Ithaca College graduating magna cum laude in 2002 and his master's degree in political science from the (more…)
Read previous Top StoriesOur own research—that of Homburg, Jensen, and Hahn—as well as research by Hinterhuber and still other works by Liozu, repeatedly indicated firms that engage sales, marketing finance, and pricing leaders in pricing decisions outperform those that don't. At this point, we may even call this settled managerial science.
Read more...In The Future of Shopping, a 2011 article by Darrell Rigby—a partner in the Boston office of Bain & Company—sees retail today as part of a 50-year cycle. Rigby writes 150 years ago, the railroads promoted the growth of big cities and the rise of the department store. One hundred years ago, the automobile made possible the shopping center and 50 years ago, we saw the rise of the Big Box category killers.
Read more..."As for his real estate properties, my advice would be to divest himself of all his upscale properties. The cash infusion this would generate would encourage Trump to develop a large chain of medium-priced hotels in smaller markets. They would cater to the Trump voting bloc, and could also be very profitable."
Read more...An Apple WWDC attendee inspects the new iPad Pro. Picture: Getty Images/AFP
SOME of the world's biggest technology companies are facing an unusual and costly problem: their products are proving too good to replace.
Sales of traditional tablet computers are falling in Australia and are tipped to drop further, even though their use and usefulness has never been higher.
Apple and Microsoft are now planning a tablet comeback, with both launching new products this month, but analysts are still debating what it will take to get tablet buyers in store and spending again.
Australians bought 1.64 million tablet computers in the last half of 2016, according to technology consultancy firm Telsyte, most of which were Apple iPads.
But iPad sales fell nine per cent during that period, and Android tablets tumbled 13 per cent.
Telsyte managing director Foad Fadaghi says only two-in-one-style Windows computers grew in popularity, as people sought to replace their laptops with something more versatile.
Apple CEO Tim Cook shows off an iPad Pro at the Apple Worldwide Developers Conference. Picture: APSource:AP
"Tablet sales have slowed since their peak in 2013 as fewer Australians have seen the need to replace their existing devices," Fadaghi says.
"However, this is changing, with support for older models ending and functionality of newer tablets improving."
READ MORE: Why you might want to delay upgrading to a new iPad Pro
Australians were most likely to upgrade their tablet for a computer they could also use for work purposes, Fadaghi says, or if the software on their existing tablet was no longer able to be updated.
As such, Telsyte is forecasting "modest growth" in tablet sales this year, he says.
But the picture is not as rosy worldwide. Gartner expects tablets to continue to fall in popularity, dropping 8 million sales this year compared to 2016, and down 12 million by 2019.
Attendees inspect the new iPad Pro during the 2017 Apple Worldwide Developer Conference. Picture: Getty/AFPSource:AFP
Apple plans to turn these predictions around with two new high-powered iPads.
Chief executive Tim Cook launched new iPad Pro models at its annual developers' conference — one with a bigger screen inside a similarly sized body, and another with a 12.9-inch display.
In addition to being entertainment devices, they are designed to substitute for laptops, with more processing and graphical grunt, as well as new software that will show off the iPad's file system for the first time, and add a host of multi-tasking features.
When iOS 11 software is released in spring, users will be able to create file folders, for example, and drag photos or text from one app into another.
"iPad has completely changed the way we work, play, teach, learn and create," Cook says.
"We've been pushing the boundaries on iPad and … we're going to push them further than ever before."
Apple are producing two new high-powered iPads. Picture: Getty Images/AFPSource:AFP
But as Apple tries to win over buyers with more businesslike features, Microsoft is moving in the opposite direction.
Its new Surface Laptop will come with a new operating system called Windows 10 S that uses apps rather than programs, taking a leaf from Apple's iOS playbook, and increasing its battery life.
The 13.5-inch, $1499 laptop is designed for students but it's likely to win a wider audience, particularly after Microsoft's Surface devices beat Apple for customer satisfaction in JD Power's recent Tablet Satisfaction Survey.
JD Power service industries vice-president Jeff Conklin says the fact Surface tablets "are just as capable as many laptops" won approval from the most buyers.
On June 22, 2017, at approximately 2:30 PM, Troopers were dispatched to the public beach area in the vicinity of 600 Park Ave., Sylvan Beach, regarding a woman smoking marijuana on the beach.
Upon arrival, Troopers located a woman on the beach matching the description given and questioned her about the reported incident. The woman, identified as Shanell A. Sherman, admitted to Troopers that she had been smoking marijuana on the beach.
Sherman was issued an appearance ticket to appear in Sylvan Beach Village Court June 29, 2017, at 4 p.m.
Read previous Top Stories中文
日本語
Deutsch
English
Español
Français
Italiano
Nederlands
Português
Русский язык
Türkçe
Machine translation
Someone broke into my house and smashed my computer and broke the back of it and it was completely ruin. The insides should work great what address can I send it to, to get repaired or fixed
Is this a good question?
Voted Undo
Score 0
Most Helpful Answer
iFixit does not do repairs, they provide guides and sell parts. The forum is manned by volunteers. Some of the volunteers are the best in the world and some are 14 year old kids trying to blow smoke up your dress.
Best thing to do is tell us exactly what tablet you have. If we can, we look at the question see if there is a guide, try to find the parts and tell you. If you are still looking for a repair person after that, tell us where you live and we can refer you to a professional in your country.
In your case, the repair may be covered under your home owners policy.
Was this answer helpful?
Voted Undo
Score 1
View Statistics:
Past 24 Hours: 8
Past 7 Days: 8
Past 30 Days: 8
All Time: 8
Speak out for your right to repair. New York,New Yorkers stand up for what they believe in. And we're asking you to stand up for repair.
This year, New York could be the first state in the nation to pass the Fair Repair Act, A8192 and S618. We have a chance to guarantee our right to repair electronic equipment—like smartphones, computers, and even farm equipment. We have a chance to protect local repair jobs—the corner mom-and-pop repair shops that keep getting squeezed out by manufacturers.
It's not going to be easy. Manufacturers are standing in the way. When your stuff breaks, they want to be the only people allowed to fix it. So far, they've managed to stop Fair Repair legislation before your representatives get a chance to vote on it. We've got to be louder than their lobbyists.
The Fair Repair Act, known as A8192 and S618, requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair businesses with fair access to service information, security updates, and replacement parts. Tell your state representative to support S618. Tell them you believe repair should be fair, affordable, and accessible. Stand up for your right to repair.
It's time to speak out for your right to repair. Massachusetts,The people of Massachusetts have always stood up for their right to repair. In 2012, voters passed a law that ensured residents' right to repair their car wherever they wanted. Now, it's time to do the same for electronics and other equipment.
With the Digital Right to Repair Act, H.143 and S.96, we have a chance to guarantee our right to repair electronics—like smartphones, computers, and even farm equipment. The Digital Right to Repair Act requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair information businesses with fair access to service information, security updates, and replacement parts.
But we need your help. Big manufacturers don't want this bill passed. And they're working hard to defeat it.
If you think you have a right to repair your products, find out who represents you in the Massachusetts legislature. Tell them repair is good for the environment, good for consumers, and good for business. Tell them you support the Digital Right to Repair Act, S.96 and H.143.
It's time to speak out for your right to repair. Nebraska,This year, the people of Nebraska have a chance to guarantee their right to repair their equipment—like tractors, farm equipment, digital equipment, and even cell phones.
It's yours. You own it. You shouldn't have to beg the manufacturer for permission to fix it when it breaks. The Fair Repair Act, or LB 67, is simple. It requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair businesses with fair access to service information and replacement parts. So you can fix the stuff you own quickly—and get back on with your life.
But manufacturers don't like that idea. When your tractor breaks or your cell phone stops working, they want to be the only people who can fix it. And they get to set whatever prices they want for parts and service.
It's time to fight for your right to repair and defend local repair jobs—the corner mom-and-pop repair shops that keep getting squeezed out. Find out who represents you in the Nebraska state legislature. Tell them you support the bipartisan Fair Repair Act, LB 67. Tell them that you believe repair should be fair, affordable, and accessible. Stand up for the right to repair in Nebraska.
It's time to speak out for your right to repair Dear Minnesotans,Minnesota has a chance to become the first state in the nation to pass "Fair Repair" legislation. SF 15, or the Fair Repair bill, guarantees our right to repair digital equipment like computers, refrigerators, cell phones and tractors. It requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair shops with access to repair information and replacement parts—so you have the resources you need to fix things quickly and affordably.
But we need your help. Manufacturers don't want a Fair Repair bill. When your tractor breaks or your cell phone stops working, they want to be the only people who can fix it. And they get to set whatever prices they want.
Find out who represents you in Minnesota's legislatures. Tell them that you want the right to repair your purchases. Tell them you support a bipartisan Fair Repair bill, SF 15. Tell them repair is good for the environment, good for consumers, and good for businesses.
It's time to speak out for your right to repair Dear Kansans,Kansas has a chance to become the first state in the nation to pass "Fair Repair" legislation. HB 2122, or the Fair Repair Act, guarantees our right to repair digital equipment like computers, refrigerators, cell phones and tractors. It requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair shops with access to repair information and replacement parts—so you have the resources you need to fix things quickly and affordably.
But we need your help. Manufacturers don't want a Fair Repair bill. When your tractor breaks or your cell phone stops working, they want to be the only people who can fix it. And they get to set whatever prices they want.
Find out who represents you in Kansas' legislature. Tell them that you want the right to repair your purchases. Tell them you support a bipartisan bill. Tell them repair is good for farmers, good for consumers, and good for businesses.
It's time to speak out for your right to repair Dear Wyomingites,Wyoming has a chance to become the first state in the nation to pass "Fair Repair" legislation. HB 199, or the Fair Repair Act, guarantees our right to repair digital equipment like computers, refrigerators, cell phones and tractors. It requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair shops with access to repair information and replacement parts—so you have the resources you need to fix things quickly and affordably.
But we need your help. Manufacturers don't want a Fair Repair bill. When your tractor breaks or your cell phone stops working, they want to be the only people who can fix it. And they get to set whatever prices they want.
Find out who represents you in Wyoming's legislature. Tell them that you want the right to repair your purchases. Tell them you support a bipartisan bill. Tell them repair is good for farmers, good for consumers, and good for businesses.
It's time to speak out for your right to repair Dear Washingtonians,Washington has a chance to become the first state in the nation to pass "Fair Repair" legislation. The Fair Repair Act guarantees our right to repair digital equipment like computers, refrigerators, cell phones and tractors. It requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair shops with access to repair information and replacement parts—so you have the resources you need to fix things quickly and affordably.
But we need your help. Manufacturers don't want a Fair Repair bill. When your tractor breaks or your cell phone stops working, they want to be the only people who can fix it. And they get to set whatever prices they want.
Find out who represents you in Washington's legislature. Tell them that you want the right to repair your purchases. Tell them you support a bipartisan bill. Tell them repair is good for farmers, good for consumers, and good for businesses.
It's time to speak out for your right to repair Tennessee,This year, the people of Tennessee have a chance to guarantee their right to repair their equipment—like tractors, farm equipment, digital equipment, and even cell phones.
It's yours. You own it. You shouldn't have to beg the manufacturer for permission to fix it when it breaks. The Fair Repair Act is simple. It requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair businesses with fair access to service information and affordable replacement parts. So you can fix the stuff you own quickly—and get on with your life.
But manufacturers don't like that idea. When your tractor breaks or your cell phone stops working, they want to be the only people who can fix it. And they get to set whatever prices they want for parts and service.
It's time to fight for your right to repair and defend local repair jobs—the corner mom-and-pop repair shops that keep getting squeezed out. Find out who represents you in the Tennessee General Assembly. Tell them you support the Fair Repair Act, SB 888 in the Senate and HB 1382 in the House. Tell them that you believe repair should be fair, affordable, and accessible. Stand up for the right to repair in Tennessee.
It's time to speak out for your right to repair Illinois,This year, the people of Illinois have a chance to guarantee their right to repair their equipment—like tractors, farm equipment, digital equipment, and even cell phones.
It's yours. You own it. You shouldn't have to beg the manufacturer for permission to fix it when it breaks. The Digital Fair Repair Act is simple. It requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair businesses with fair access to service information and affordable replacement parts. So you can fix the stuff you own quickly—and get on with your life.
But manufacturers don't like that idea. When your tractor breaks or your cell phone stops working, they want to be the only people who can fix it. And they get to set whatever prices they want for parts and service.
It's time to fight for your right to repair and defend local repair jobs—the corner mom-and-pop repair shops that keep getting squeezed out. Find out who represents you in the Illinois General Assembly. Tell them you support the Digital Fair Repair Act, HB3030. Tell them that you believe repair should be fair, affordable, and accessible. Stand up for the right to repair in Illinois.
It's time to speak out for your right to repair Iowa,This year, the people of Iowa have a chance to guarantee their right to repair their equipment—like tractors, farm equipment, digital equipment, and even cell phones.
It's yours. You own it. You shouldn't have to beg the manufacturer for permission to fix it when it breaks. Iowa's Right to Repair Act, HF556, is simple. It requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair businesses with fair access to service information and affordable replacement parts. So you can fix the stuff you own quickly—and get on with your life.
But manufacturers like John Deere and Apple don't like that idea. When your tractor breaks or your cell phone stops working, they want to be the only people who can fix it. And they get to set whatever prices they want for parts and service.
It's time to fight for your right to repair and defend local repair jobs—the corner mom-and-pop repair shops that keep getting squeezed out. Find out who represents you in the Iowa legislature. Tell them you support the Right to Repair Act, HF556. Tell them that you believe repair should be fair, affordable, and accessible. Stand up for the right to repair in Iowa.
It's time to speak out for your right to repair North Carolina,This year, the people of North Carolina have a chance to guarantee their right to repair their equipment—like tractors, farm equipment, digital equipment, and even cell phones.
It's yours. You own it. You shouldn't have to beg the manufacturer for permission to fix it when it breaks. North Carolina's Fair Repair Act, H. 663, is simple. It requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair businesses with fair access to service information and affordable replacement parts. So you can fix the stuff you own quickly—and get on with your life.
But manufacturers like John Deere and Apple don't like that idea. When your tractor breaks or your cell phone stops working, they want to be the only people who can fix it. And they get to set whatever prices they want for parts and service.
It's time to fight for your right to repair and defend local repair jobs—the corner mom-and-pop repair shops that keep getting squeezed out. Find out who represents you in the North Carolina legislature. Tell them you support the Fair Repair Act, H. 663. Tell them that you believe repair should be fair, affordable, and accessible. Stand up for the right to repair in North Carolina.
It's time to speak out for your right to repair Missouri,This year, the people of Missouri have a chance to guarantee their right to repair their equipment—like tractors, farm equipment, digital equipment, and even cell phones.
It's yours. You own it. You shouldn't have to beg the manufacturer for permission to fix it when it breaks. Missouri's Fair Repair Act, HB1178, is simple. It requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair businesses with fair access to service information and affordable replacement parts. So you can fix the stuff you own quickly—and get on with your life.
But manufacturers like John Deere and Apple don't like that idea. When your tractor breaks or your cell phone stops working, they want to be the only people who can fix it. And they get to set whatever prices they want for parts and service.
It's time to fight for your right to repair and defend local repair jobs—the corner mom-and-pop repair shops that keep getting squeezed out. Find out who represents you in the Missouri legislature. Tell them you support the Fair Repair Act, HB1178. Tell them that you believe repair should be fair, affordable, and accessible. Stand up for the right to repair in Missouri.
It's time to speak out for your right to repair New Hampshire,This year, the people of New Hampshire have a chance to guarantee their right to repair their equipment—like tractors, farm equipment, digital equipment, and even cell phones.
It's yours. You own it. You shouldn't have to beg the manufacturer for permission to fix it when it breaks. New Hampshire's upcoming Right to Repair Act is simple. It requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair businesses with fair access to service information and affordable replacement parts. So you can fix the stuff you own quickly—and get on with your life.
But manufacturers like John Deere and Apple don't like that idea. When your tractor breaks or your cell phone stops working, they want to be the only people who can fix it. And they get to set whatever prices they want for parts and service.
It's time to fight for your right to repair and defend local repair jobs—the corner mom-and-pop repair shops that keep getting squeezed out. Find out who represents you in the New Hampshire legislature. Tell them you support the Right to Repair Act. Tell them that you believe repair should be fair, affordable, and accessible. Stand up for the right to repair in New Hampshire.
It's time to speak out for your right to repair New Jersey,This year, the people of New Jersey have a chance to guarantee their right to repair their equipment—like tractors, farm equipment, digital equipment, and even cell phones.
It's yours. You own it. You shouldn't have to beg the manufacturer for permission to fix it when it breaks. New Jersey's upcoming Fair Repair Act, A4934 is simple. It requires manufacturers to provide owners and independent repair businesses with fair access to service information and affordable replacement parts. So you can fix the stuff you own quickly—and get on with your life.
But manufacturers like John Deere and Apple don't like that idea. When your tractor breaks or your cell phone stops working, they want to be the only people who can fix it. And they get to set whatever prices they want for parts and service.
It's time to fight for your right to repair and defend local repair jobs—the corner mom-and-pop repair shops that keep getting squeezed out. Find out who represents you in the New Jersey legislature. Tell them you support the Fair Repair Act, A4934. Tell them that you believe repair should be fair, affordable, and accessible. Stand up for the right to repair in New Jersey.
IT'S an allergy that affects over 10 million people in England and typically kicks in around the start of summer.
Around one in five of us will suffer from hay fever in our lives, but can babies and pets get it too? Here's all you need to know…
Getty Images
Hay fever affects over 10 million people in England and there is currently no cure for the condition What is hay fever?Hay fever is an allergic reaction to pollen, which can be released from a number of natural sources including trees or grass.
There is currently no cure for the condition, but many people are able to ease or control their symptoms with treatment.
You are typically more likely to get hay fever if it runs in your family, or if your family has a history of asthma or eczema.
Thankfully many people find their symptoms improve with age and can disappear completely in some cases.
Unluckily for sufferers, hay fever is set to get worse for millions of Brits this year as clouds of "super pollen" engulf the country.
Hay fever season started more abruptly than usual this year, when experts warned we were set for months of misery at the beginning of April.
In May, Britain's first ever hay fever map highlighted pollen hot spots in the UK.
Getty Images
There is currently no cure for hay fever, but many people are able to ease or control their symptoms What are the symptoms of hay fever?People who have the common allergic condition usually experience one or more of the following symptoms:
Treatment can include taking antihistamines to prevent an allergic reaction, or corticosteroids (steroids) to help reduce swelling and inflammation.
You can usually get over-the-counter medication from your pharmacist, but if symptoms are persistent, it could be worth speaking to your GP for a prescription.
Getty Images
Hay fever typically kicks in towards the end of spring and start of summer How can you prevent hay fever?Symptoms can be alleviated by wearing sunglasses outdoors to prevent pollen from getting in your eyes.
You should also shower after being outside to remove any pollen from your body, or try to avoid natural areas when the pollen count is high.
A high count will usually be over 50 grains per cubic metre of air.
Other tips include putting Vaseline around your nose to trap pollen and avoid hanging clothes out to dry.
For further tips on preventing hay fever, see the NHS website.
Getty Images
Symptoms can be alleviated by wearing sunglasses outdoors to prevent pollen from getting in your eyes What are the causes of hay fever?Hay fever is caused by an allergy to pollen, which is a powder released by plants that can cause eyes, sinuses, throat and nose to become irritated and swollen.
You may have an allergy to one or more of the following:
People who grow up on farms are less likely to suffer allergies in later life, a study last year suggested.
Can babies get hay fever?You can get hay fever at any age, but it usually starts in childhood or when you are a teenager.
It is more common in boys rather than girls, however in adulthood it affects both sexes equally.
Getty Images
Pets can get hay fever too, and you should take them to the vet if they show any of the symptoms Can pets get hay fever?It is not just humans who suffer from the increase in pollen: pets can have hay fever too.
It can be hard to determine if the symptoms are down to hay fever or discomfort in the hot weather, but there are signs to look out for.
These include:
If your pet has any of these changes, you should take them to the vet.
Getty Images
You can take certain hay fever tablets when you are pregnant but you should always check with a pharmacist or GP first Can you take hay fever tablets when pregnant?When you are pregnant you can take some hay fever medicines but are advised to steer clear of others.
It is best to get advice from your GP or pharmacist before taking any medicine when you are pregnant.
Often expecting mothers will be advised to take a nasal spray or eye drops before tablets.
Not all types of antihistamines are suitable during pregnancy, so it is important to consult your GP first.
According to the NHS website, Chlorphenamine is thought to be one of the safer antihistamines during pregnancy, but can cause drowsiness, so loratadine and cetirizine are typically preferred.
Pregnant Olympic champ Laura Kenny admitted to the Sun Online that she has always noticed the seasonal sniffles, but now she is expecting a child, her hay fever has been more unbearable than ever.
BRUTAL ORDEAL Care worker, 22, who was raped by two men on a lads' night out reveals how the horror attack split him from his girlfriend and made him 'want to jump off a bridge'
JUST CAN'T COPE These hilarious photos perfectly illustrate just how frustrating life can be
BOLT OF INSPIRATION Why you should unplug your computer during a thunderstorm... and 5 other ways to stay safe
dear deidre I had great sex with an ex-boyfriend after 30 years apart - but he's married now
SPANGLISH SMASH Confused by Justin Bieber's summer hit Despacito? Here's what the lyrics mean
RETURN OF THE MAC McDonald's fans prepare to celebrate - the fast food giant has brought back The Big Tasty
A 1971 graduate of Canastota Central Schools, Gail went on to receive an AA degree in Liberal Arts from SUNY Morrisville in 1973 and graduated with a BS in Home Economics from SUC Oneonta in 1975. Throughout her career, Gail pursued graduate work at Cortland, Oswego and SUNY IT.
Gail was hired by the Canastota Central School District as a Family and Consumer Science Teacher at the Jr. Sr. high School in 1976 and remained in this position until her retirement in 2008.
During these years, she served as Junior Class Advisor for one year and the Senior and Graduation Advisor from 1985 through the late 1990's. She also co-chaired and (more…)
Read previous Top StoriesIT'S an allergy that affects over 10 million people in England and typically kicks in around the start of summer.
Around one in five of us will suffer from hay fever in our lives, but can babies and pets get it too? Here's all you need to know…
Getty Images
Hay fever affects over 10 million people in England and there is currently no cure for the condition What is hay fever?Hay fever is an allergic reaction to pollen, which can be released from a number of natural sources including trees or grass.
There is currently no cure for the condition, but many people are able to ease or control their symptoms with treatment.
You are typically more likely to get hay fever if it runs in your family, or if your family has a history of asthma or eczema.
Thankfully many people find their symptoms improve with age and can disappear completely in some cases.
Unluckily for sufferers, hay fever is set to get worse for millions of Brits this year as clouds of "super pollen" engulf the country.
Hay fever season started more abruptly than usual this year, when experts warned we were set for months of misery at the beginning of April.
In May, Britain's first ever hay fever map highlighted pollen hot spots in the UK.
Getty Images
There is currently no cure for hay fever, but many people are able to ease or control their symptoms What are the symptoms of hay fever?People who have the common allergic condition usually experience one or more of the following symptoms:
Treatment can include taking antihistamines to prevent an allergic reaction, or corticosteroids (steroids) to help reduce swelling and inflammation.
You can usually get over-the-counter medication from your pharmacist, but if symptoms are persistent, it could be worth speaking to your GP for a prescription.
Getty Images
Hay fever typically kicks in towards the end of spring and start of summer How can you prevent hay fever?Symptoms can be alleviated by wearing sunglasses outdoors to prevent pollen from getting in your eyes.
You should also shower after being outside to remove any pollen from your body, or try to avoid natural areas when the pollen count is high.
A high count will usually be over 50 grains per cubic metre of air.
Other tips include putting Vaseline around your nose to trap pollen and avoid hanging clothes out to dry.
For further tips on preventing hay fever, see the NHS website.
Getty Images
Symptoms can be alleviated by wearing sunglasses outdoors to prevent pollen from getting in your eyes What are the causes of hay fever?Hay fever is caused by an allergy to pollen, which is a powder released by plants that can cause eyes, sinuses, throat and nose to become irritated and swollen.
You may have an allergy to one or more of the following:
People who grow up on farms are less likely to suffer allergies in later life, a study last year suggested.
Can babies get hay fever?You can get hay fever at any age, but it usually starts in childhood or when you are a teenager.
It is more common in boys rather than girls, however in adulthood it affects both sexes equally.
Getty Images
Pets can get hay fever too, and you should take them to the vet if they show any of the symptoms Can pets get hay fever?It is not just humans who suffer from the increase in pollen: pets can have hay fever too.
It can be hard to determine if the symptoms are down to hay fever or discomfort in the hot weather, but there are signs to look out for.
These include:
If your pet has any of these changes, you should take them to the vet.
Getty Images
You can take certain hay fever tablets when you are pregnant but you should always check with a pharmacist or GP first Can you take hay fever tablets when pregnant?When you are pregnant you can take some hay fever medicines but are advised to steer clear of others.
It is best to get advice from your GP or pharmacist before taking any medicine when you are pregnant.
Often expecting mothers will be advised to take a nasal spray or eye drops before tablets.
Not all types of antihistamines are suitable during pregnancy, so it is important to consult your GP first.
According to the NHS website, Chlorphenamine is thought to be one of the safer antihistamines during pregnancy, but can cause drowsiness, so loratadine and cetirizine are typically preferred.
Pregnant Olympic champ Laura Kenny admitted to the Sun Online that she has always noticed the seasonal sniffles, but now she is expecting a child, her hay fever has been more unbearable than ever.
HOTTEST DAY OF THE REAR Heatwave sparks a cheeky new craze as Brits strip off to post snaps of their bare BUMS
DEAR DEIDRE I've been meeting a man at my church for sex but we can't go public about our relationship - because he's the priest
Know the limit Here's how long it takes for alcohol to leave your system after a heavy night of drinking
SPANGLISH SMASH Find out the lyrics to summer hit Despacito by Justin Bieber with Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee
royal tumble Kate can't stop giggling as Sophie nearly FALLS OUT of their carriage as the Queen and all the royals arrive at Ascot for a scorching day at the races
Gem of a Wedding Crystal heiress Victoria Swarovski sparkles in an £800,000 dress as she ties the knot in a lavish society bash
Unfortunately, these delayed actions lead to many of the lightning deaths and injuries in the U.S. Each year in the United States there are an estimated 25 million cloud-to-ground lightning flashes and more than 400 people are struck by lightning. On average, between 55 and 60 people are killed; hundreds of others suffer permanent neurological disabilities. The months of June, July and August are typically the highest chance for lightning strikes.
Most of these tragedies can be avoided with a few simple precautions. The best way for you to protect (more…)
Read previous Top Stories
Presented to a student in their sophomore or junior year, the Bridget Kate Publicover Scholarship is based on academic achievement, good character, citizenship and campus involvement. The scholarship is in memory of MSC student Bridget Kate Publicover, who tragically died in a campus accident in 2004.
The award honors the equine student's spirit and enthusiasm, which reached beyond the horses on the Morrisville State campus to serving as the team manager for the men's hockey team.
Doktor, entering her junior year, is pursuing a bachelor's of technology degree in equine science and (more…)
Read previous Top StoriesLARRY Lamb has told the shocking story of how he nearly became deaf after contracting malaria on a charity trip to Africa.
The former EastEnders actor caught the mosquito-transmitted disease in Dakar, Senegal after messing up his course of anti-malarial tablets.
What followed was a terrifying onslaught of nasty symptoms when Larry returned home, and the diagnosis that he'd caught the incurable parasitic disease.
The 69-year-old father-of-four, who competed on I'm A Celeb in 2016, learned a very hard lesson about taking precautions when travelling to countries where malaria might be lurking.
George Lamb's dad explained: "Seven years ago I went on a trip with the charity Plan International in Senegal.
"At the time there wasn't a big risk of malaria where we were going but it was decided everyone on the trip should take precautions.
"So I took a course of anti-malarial tablets. You are supposed to take them before you go, while you're there, and then carry on when you are back.
"But I stupidly did not follow the instructions on the box and [did not] keep going for a week once I was out of Senegal.
"We were staying at a hotel in the capital Dakar. They didn't have a problem with mosquitoes. It wasn't a place where you needed mosquito nets or anything.
"I just thought it would be okay not to take the last few pills but it doesn't work like that.
"About two or three days after I got back to the UK, I was suddenly hit by what appeared to be a terrible hangover, which wasn't possible because I wasn't drinking.
Getty Images
One nip from a mossie could leave you in serious perilNO ESCAPE Coronation Street's Bethany Platt terrified as she realises Nathan Curtis plans to sell her abroad
SHOCK EXIT Kayleigh Morris removed from Big Brother house after Ex on the Beach star threatens violence
LADIES ON THE POOL Love Island's Chloe Crowhurst, 22, snogs Amber Davies, 20, during a steamy game of Truth or Dare
THE BALD TRUTH You won't believe what Orange Is The New Black's skinhead Helen REALLY looks like
DADDY DAYTIME Rylan Clark-Neal wants a year off work so he can become a father with ex-BB contestant husband Dan Neal
AHOY SAILORS! Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley enjoy a beer and frolic on a yacht during romantic holiday in St Tropez
"Headaches, feeling really physically sick, having these terrible sweats at night – this hangover went on for the next two months.
"I have never been so ill but it took me a while to realise that my illness and the trip could be related.
"I had a really bad fever and twice my partner had to call an ambulance and I was put on a saline drip.
"My GP had referred me for blood tests at the Royal Free Hospital in Hampstead, North London, which confirmed I had malaria.
"Doctors can't cure it, you just have to sit it out, which is what makes it such an unpleasant experience.
Rex Features
Larry must have been extra careful in the Aussie jungle"It's a dangerous illness and a lot of people die from it. One of the side effects is that you can be rendered deaf.
"My doctor asked me if I had a problem with my ears because I was speaking very loudly.
"After a series of tests I discovered all the nerve endings that transmit the sound into my brain had been blown apart by this fever.
"I was left with 80 per cent of my hearing in my right ear. But I'm lucky because it could have happened in both ears.
"I got a hearing aid which helps – sometimes I wear it, sometimes I don't – but being very short of hearing in one ear makes life more difficult.
Larry Lamb and the Hatton Garden Job cast discuss whether the real perps are heroes or villains"Deafness doesn't work when you're working with other actors. You have to make sure you are physically in a position where you can hear what people are saying, so you learn to adjust so your good ear is doing the maximum amount of work.
"Occasionally I have joint pain and flare-ups where I don't feel 100 per cent, but they go away.
"It's made me wary of visiting the tropics and my family were worried about me going to the jungle for I'm A Celebrity in 2016. But I was assured there weren't any mosquitoes there.
"People need to be made aware of how quickly their lives can change thanks to the ease of international travel.
News Group Newspapers Ltd
Marie greeted partner Larry as he left the I'm a Celebrity jungle"You have to take precautions because you can come back from the tropics with some very nasty souvenirs.
"If you are responsible for children you have got to do it for them. Bugs do not differentiate between age groups and you don't want that on your conscience.
"Go to a pharmacist that specialises in tropical medicine or speak to your GP about travel plans.
"If you are going somewhere where there's a chance of being bitten by a little beastie then go to a pharmacy like Boots that specialises in tropical medicine or speak to your GP before your travel.
"Do not take any chances."
Thrice-married Larry, who is sponsoring two Senegalese girls through school, is currently settled with French artist Victorine Hugo after splitting from his wife of 20 years Clare Burt.
After starring in The Hatton Garden Job earlier this year, he'll appear in action sequel Rise Of The Footsoldier 3 in September.
George Lamb admits having underage sex in the family home while dad Larry was inGot a story? email digishowbiz@the-sun.co.uk or call us direct on 02077824220
Print Edition
Delivered to you each week
Online Access
Read online / download on your iPad, iPhone, computer or Android device
Online Institutional
For institutions: read online / download on your iPad, iPhone, computer or Android device. Email institutions@thetablet.co.uk for more informationIT'S an allergy that affects over 10 million people in England and typically kicks in towards the end of spring and start of summer.
Around one in five of us will suffer from hay fever in our lives, but can babies and pets get it too? Here's all you need to know…
Getty Images
Hay fever affects over 10 million people in England and there is currently no cure for the condition What is hay fever?Hay fever is an allergic reaction to pollen, which can be released from a number of natural sources including trees or grass.
There is currently no cure for the condition, but many people are able to ease or control their symptoms with treatment.
You are typically more likely to get hay fever if it runs in your family, or if your family has a history of asthma or eczema.
Thankfully many people find their symptoms improve with age and can disappear completely in some cases.
Unluckily for sufferers, hay fever is set to get worse for millions of Brits this year as clouds of "super pollen" engulf the country.
Hay fever season started more abruptly than usual this year, when experts warned we were set for months of misery at the beginning of April.
In May, Britain's first ever hay fever map highlighted pollen hot spots in the UK.
Getty Images
There is currently no cure for hay fever, but many people are able to ease or control their symptoms What are the symptoms of hay fever?People who have the common allergic condition usually experience one or more of the following symptoms:
Treatment can include taking antihistamines to prevent an allergic reaction, or corticosteroids (steroids) to help reduce swelling and inflammation.
You can usually get over-the-counter medication from your pharmacist, but if symptoms are persistent, it could be worth speaking to your GP for a prescription.
Getty Images
Hay fever typically kicks in towards the end of spring and start of summer How can you prevent hay fever?Symptoms can be alleviated by wearing sunglasses outdoors to prevent pollen from getting in your eyes.
You should also shower after being outside to remove any pollen from your body, or try to avoid natural areas when the pollen count is high.
A high count will usually be over 50 grains per cubic metre of air.
Other tips include putting Vaseline around your nose to trap pollen and avoid hanging clothes out to dry.
For further tips on preventing hay fever, see the NHS website.
Getty Images
Symptoms can be alleviated by wearing sunglasses outdoors to prevent pollen from getting in your eyes What are the causes of hay fever?Hay fever is caused by an allergy to pollen, which is a powder released by plants that can cause eyes, sinuses, throat and nose to become irritated and swollen.
You may have an allergy to one or more of the following:
People who grow up on farms are less likely to suffer allergies in later life, a study last year suggested.
Can babies get hay fever?You can get hay fever at any age, but it usually starts in childhood or when you are a teenager.
It is more common in boys rather than girls, however in adulthood it affects both sexes equally.
Getty Images
Pets can get hay fever too, and you should take them to the vet if they show any of the symptoms Can pets get hay fever?It is not only humans that can suffer from the increase in pollen, pets can have hay fever too.
It can be hard to determine if the symptoms are down to hay fever or discomfort in the increase in temperature, but there are signs to look out for.
These include:
If your pet has any of these changes, you should take them to the vet.
Getty Images
You can take certain hay fever tablets when you are pregnant but you should always check with a pharmacist or GP first Can you take hay fever tablets when pregnant?When you are pregnant you can take some hay fever medicines but are advised to steer clear of others.
It is best to get advice from your GP or pharmacist before taking any medicine when you are pregnant.
Often expecting mothers will be advised to take a nasal spray or eye drops before tablets.
Not all types of antihistamines are suitable during pregnancy, so it is important to consult your GP first.
According to the NHS website, Chlorphenamine is thought to be one of the safer antihistamines during pregnancy, but can cause drowsiness, so loratadine and cetirizine are typically preferred.
Pregnant Olympic champ Laura Kenny admitted to the Sun Online that she has always noticed the seasonal sniffles, but now she is expecting a child, her hay fever has been more unbearable than ever.
WEIGHTY ISSUE Morbidly obese mum-to-be is now facing a desperate battle to lose weight so she can save her baby
DEAR DEIDRE I'm having sex with my ex-girlfriend behind her boyfriend's back and I'm scared she will call us off again
Reality check Melt, drama queen or joker... Find out which Love Island personality you are with this brutal quiz
IS IT ALL A FIX? Take Me Out contestant reveals what REALLY goes on behind the scenes – from the 'characters' they're told to play to secret cast nights out
top humps As Sun Sex Week survey finds Brits' favourite sex position is Missionary, foreplay your cards right with these raunchier moves
NO SELFIE-RESPECT The outrageous photos that prove people will do anything for attention
DEVELOPING: CNN, WaPo, NYT anonymous sources say Vladimir Putin may have ties to Russia
BREAKING: Manning and Snowden have come out with strong condemnation of Donald Trump leaking classified information to Russia
Gun store goes into lockdown over report an "active university professor" roving the grounds
Dozens injured at Ralph Lauren & Louis Vuitton headquarters after Ivanka calls in missile strikes on rival fashion houses
BOMBSHELL: Evidence proves Donald Trump conspired with his campaign to defeat Hillary Clinton
University ranked "very intolerant of free speech" fights the accusation by banning the study and all involved
Concerned that Russians don't consume enough alcohol in the month of March, Russia's Orthodox Church makes St. Patrick's Day official holiday
Grassroots group calls for "The Million Regulators March" on Washington, supported by all who fear the loss of their betters telling them what to do
Experts: Starbucks CEO Schultz's hiring of 10,000 Muslim refugees likely to blow up in his face
Trump signs executive order making California and New York national monuments; residents have two days to vacate
Feminist historians uncover ghastly concentration camps where so-called "housewives" were forced to live inauthentic lives slaving away in kitchens
Dictionary of the future: Global Warming was a popular computer simulation game, where the only way to win was not to play
"Anti-fascist" groups violently protest misspelling of their original name, "aren't-we-fascists"
"Journalism is the continuation of war by other means" is exposed as a fake quote by mainstream media journalists
Congressional Democrats: "We cannot just simply replace Obamacare with freedom because then millions of Americans will suddenly become free"
Schoolchildren jailed for building only white snowmen
Obama's reckless attacks on Russia serve as recruitment tool to create more Russian hackers
Hillary: "I lost, so I'm going to follow our democratic traditions, poison the wells, and scorch the earth"
Children in Venezuela cook and eat their Christmas toys
Hillary: "I can hack Russia from my bathroom"
Hillary suggests to counter "fake news" with government newspaper called "Truth" ("Pravda" for Russian speakers)
New York Times: Fidel Castro world's sexiest corpse
After years of trial and error, CIA finally succeeds with the "waiting it out" technique on Fidel Castro
In Hillary's America, email server scrubs you
Obama transfers his Nobel Peace Prize to anti-Trump rioters
Democrats blame Hillary's criminal e-mail server for her loss, demand it face prison
Clinton Foundation in foreclosure as foreign donors demand refunds
Hillary Clinton blames YouTube video for unexpected and spontaneous voter uprising that prevented her inevitable move into the White House
Sudden rise in sea levels explained by disproportionately large tears shed by climate scientists in the aftermath of Trump's electoral victory
FBI director Comey delighted after receiving Nobel Prize for Speed Reading (650,000 emails in one week)
U.N. deploys troops to American college campuses in order to combat staggeringly low rape rates
Responding to Trump's surging poll numbers, Obama preemptively pardons himself for treason
Following hurricane Matthew's failure to devastate Florida, activists flock to the Sunshine State and destroy Trump signs manually
Tim Kaine takes credit for interrupting hurricane Matthew while debating weather in Florida
Study: Many non-voters still undecided on how they're not going to vote
The Evolution of Dissent: on November 8th the nation is to decide whether dissent will stop being racist and become sexist - or it will once again be patriotic as it was for 8 years under George W. Bush
Venezuela solves starvation problem by making it mandatory to buy food
Breaking: the Clinton Foundation set to investigate the FBI
Obama captures rare Pokémon while visiting Hiroshima
Barack Obama: "If I had a son, he'd look like Micah Johnson"
White House edits Orlando 911 transcript to say shooter pledged allegiance to NRA and Republican Party
President George Washington: 'Redcoats do not represent British Empire; King George promotes a distorted version of British colonialism'
Following Obama's 'Okie-Doke' speech, stock of Okie-Doke soars; NASDAQ: 'Obama best Okie-Doke salesman'
Weaponized baby formula threatens Planned Parenthood office; ACLU demands federal investigation of Gerber
Experts: melting Antarctic glacier could cause sale levels to rise up to 80% off select items by this weekend
Travel advisory: airlines now offering flights to front of TSA line
As Obama instructs his administration to get ready for presidential transition, Trump preemptively purchases 'T' keys for White House keyboards
John Kasich self-identifies as GOP primary winner, demands access to White House bathroom
Upcoming Trump/Kelly interview on FoxNews sponsored by 'Let's Make a Deal' and 'The Price is Right'
News from 2017: once the evacuation of Lena Dunham and 90% of other Hollywood celebrities to Canada is confirmed, Trump resigns from presidency: "My work here is done"
Non-presidential candidate Paul Ryan pledges not to run for president in new non-presidential non-ad campaign
Trump suggests creating 'Muslim database'; Obama symbolically protests by shredding White House guest logs beginning 2009
National Enquirer: John Kasich's real dad was the milkman, not mailman
National Enquirer: Bound delegates from Colorado, Wyoming found in Ted Cruz's basement
Iran breaks its pinky-swear promise not to support terrorism; US State Department vows rock-paper-scissors strategic response
Women across the country cheer as racist Democrat president on $20 bill is replaced by black pro-gun Republican
Federal Reserve solves budget crisis by writing itself a 20-trillion-dollar check
Widows, orphans claim responsibility for Brussels airport bombing
Susan Sarandon: "I don't vote with my vagina." Voters in line behind her still suspicious, use hand sanitizer
Campaign memo typo causes Hillary to court 'New Black Panties' vote
New Hampshire votes for socialist Sanders, changes state motto to "Live FOR Free or Die"
Martin O'Malley drops out of race after Iowa Caucus; nation shocked with revelation he has been running for president
Hillary campaign denies accusations of smoking-gun evidence in her emails, claims they contain only smoking-circumstantial-gun evidence
In effort to contol wild passions for violent jihad, White House urges gun owners to keep their firearms covered in gun burkas
TV horror live: A Charlie Brown Christmas gets shot up on air by Mohammed cartoons
Russia's trend to sign bombs dropped on ISIS with "This is for Paris" found response in Obama administration's trend to sign American bombs with "Return to sender"
Archeologists discover remains of what Barack Obama has described as unprecedented, un-American, and not-who-we-are immigration screening process in Ellis Island
Green energy fact: if we put all green energy subsidies together in one-dollar bills and burn them, we could generate more electricity than has been produced by subsidized green energy
State officials improve chances of healthcare payouts by replacing ObamaCare with state lottery
NASA's new mission to search for racism, sexism, and economic inequality in deep space suffers from race, gender, and class power struggles over multibillion-dollar budget
ISIS opens suicide hotline for US teens depressed by climate change and other progressive doomsday scenarios
'Wear hijab to school day' ends with spontaneous female circumcision and stoning of a classmate during lunch break
ISIS releases new, even more barbaric video in an effort to regain mantle from Planned Parenthood
Shocking new book explores pros and cons of socialism, discovers they are same people
John Kerry accepts Iran's "Golden Taquiyya" award, requests jalapenos on the side
Citizens of Pluto protest US government's surveillance of their planetoid and its moons with New Horizons space drone
Chicago Police trying to identify flag that caused nine murders and 53 injuries in the city this past weekend
Cuba opens to affordable medical tourism for Americans who can't afford Obamacare deductibles
Student job opportunities: make big bucks this summer as Hillary's Ordinary-American; all expenses paid, travel, free acting lessons
Junior Varsity takes Ramadi, advances to quarterfinals
US media to GOP pool of candidates: 'Knowing what we know now, would you have had anything to do with the founding of the United States?'
China launches cube-shaped space object with a message to aliens: "The inhabitants of Earth will steal your intellectual property, copy it, manufacture it in sweatshops with slave labor, and sell it back to you at ridiculously low prices"
Experts agree: Hillary Clinton best candidate to lessen percentage of Americans in top 1%
America's attempts at peace talks with the White House continue to be met with lies, stalling tactics, and bad faith
Starbucks new policy to talk race with customers prompts new hashtag #DontHoldUpTheLine
Charlie Hebdo receives Islamophobe 2015 award; the cartoonists could not be reached for comment due to their inexplicable, illogical deaths
Barack Obama finds out from CNN that Hillary Clinton spent four years being his Secretary of State
President Obama honors Leonard Nimoy by taking selfie in front of Starship Enterprise
Police: If Obama had a convenience store, it would look like Obama Express Food Market
NASA: We're 80% sure about being 20% sure about being 17% sure about being 38% sure about 2014 being the hottest year on record
Cuba-US normalization: US tourists flock to see Cuba before it looks like the US and Cubans flock to see the US before it looks like Cuba
White House describes attacks on Sony Pictures as 'spontaneous hacking in response to offensive video mocking Juche and its prophet'
CIA responds to Democrat calls for transparency by releasing the director's cut of The Making Of Obama's Birth Certificate
Obama: 'If I had a city, it would look like Ferguson'
Obama signs executive order renaming 'looters' to 'undocumented shoppers'
Ethicists agree: two wrongs do make a right so long as Bush did it first
White House: Republican takeover of the Senate is a clear mandate from the American people for President Obama to rule by executive orders
Nurse Kaci Hickox angrily tells reporters that she won't change her clocks for daylight savings time
Democratic Party leaders in panic after recent poll shows most Democratic voters think 'midterm' is when to end pregnancy
Ebola Czar issues five-year plan with mandatory quotas of Ebola infections per each state based on voting preferences
Fun facts about world languages: the Left has more words for statism than the Eskimos have for snow
Nobel Peace Prize controversy: Hillary not nominated despite having done even less than Obama to deserve it
Obama: 'Ebola is the JV of viruses'
BREAKING: Secret Service foils Secret Service plot to protect Obama
Sharpton calls on white NFL players to beat their women in the interests of racial fairness
President Obama appoints his weekly approval poll as new national security adviser
Obama wags pen and phone at Putin; Europe offers support with powerful pens and phones from NATO members
Obama to fight ISIS with new federal Terrorist Regulatory Agency
Harry Reid: "Sometimes I say the wong thing"
Elian Gonzalez wishes he had come to the U.S. on a bus from Central America like all the other kids
Obama visits US-Mexican border, calls for a two-state solution
"Hard Choices," a porno flick loosely based on Hillary Clinton's memoir and starring Hillary Hellfire as a drinking, whoring Secretary of State, wildly outsells the flabby, sagging original
Accusations of siding with the enemy leave Sgt. Bergdahl with only two options: pursue a doctorate at Berkley or become a Senator from Massachusetts
Jay Carney stuck in line behind Eric Shinseki to leave the White House; estimated wait time from 15 min to 6 weeks
100% of scientists agree that if man-made global warming were real, "the last people we'd want to help us is the Obama administration"
Jay Carney says he found out that Obama found out that he found out that Obama found out that he found out about the latest Obama administration scandal on the news
"Anarchy Now!" meeting turns into riot over points of order, bylaws, and whether or not 'kicking the #^@&*! ass' of the person trying to speak is or is not violence
Obama retaliates against Putin by prohibiting unionized federal employees from dating hot Russian girls online during work hours
Russian separatists in Ukraine riot over an offensive YouTube video showing the toppling of Lenin statues
Obamacare bolsters employment for professionals with skills to convert meth back into sudafed
Joe Biden to Russia: "We will bury you by turning more of Eastern Europe over to your control!"
In last-ditch effort to help Ukraine, Obama deploys Rev. Sharpton and Rev. Jackson's Rainbow Coalition to Crimea
Al Sharpton: "Not even Putin can withstand our signature chanting, 'racist, sexist, anti-gay, Russian army go away'!"
Obama's foreign policy works: "War, invasion, and conquest are signs of weakness; we've got Putin right where we want him"
US offers military solution to Ukraine crisis: "We will only fight countries that have LGBT military"
Putin annexes Brighton Beach to protect ethnic Russians in Brooklyn, Obama appeals to UN and EU for help
In a stunning act of defiance, Obama courageously unfriends Putin on Facebook
MSNBC: Obama secures alliance with Austro-Hungarian Empire against Russia's aggression in Ukraine
Efforts to achieve moisture justice for California thwarted by unfair redistribution of snow in America
North Korean voters unanimous: "We are the 100%"
Leader of authoritarian gulag-site, The People's Cube, unanimously 're-elected' with 100% voter turnout
Super Bowl: Obama blames Fox News for Broncos' loss
Beverly Hills campaign heats up between Henry Waxman and Marianne Williamson over the widening income gap between millionaires and billionaires in their district
Biden to lower $10,000-a-plate Dinner For The Homeless to $5,000 so more homeless can attend
Kim becomes world leader, feeds uncle to dogs; Obama eats dogs, becomes world leader, America cries uncle
White House hires part-time schizophrenic Mandela sign interpreter to help sell Obamacare
Kim Jong Un executes own "crazy uncle" to keep him from ruining another family Christmas
OFA admits its advice for area activists to give Obamacare Talk at shooting ranges was a bad idea
President resolves Obamacare debacle with executive order declaring all Americans equally healthy
Obama to Iran: "If you like your nuclear program, you can keep your nuclear program"
Obama: "I'm not particularly ideological; I believe in a good pragmatic five-year plan"
Shocker: Obama had no knowledge he'd been reelected until he read about it in the local newspaper last week
NSA marks National Best Friend Day with official announcement: "Government is your best friend; we know you like no one else, we're always there, we're always willing to listen"
Al Qaeda cancels attack on USA citing launch of Obamacare as devastating enough
The President's latest talking point on Obamacare: "I didn't build that"
Carney: huge ObamaCare deductibles won't look as bad come hyperinflation
Washington Redskins drop 'Washington' from their name as offensive to most Americans
Poll: 83% of Americans favor cowboy diplomacy over rodeo clown diplomacy
Obama administration gets serious, threatens Syria with ObamaCare
Obama authorizes the use of Vice President Joe Biden's double-barrel shotgun to fire a couple of blasts at Syria
Sharpton: "British royals should have named baby 'Trayvon.' By choosing 'George' they sided with white Hispanic racist Zimmerman"
Nancy Pelosi extends abortion rights to the birds and the bees
Hubble discovers planetary drift to the left
Obama: 'If I had a daughter-in-law, she would look like Rachael Jeantel'
Every time ObamaCare gets delayed, a Julia somewhere dies
GOP to Schumer: 'Force full implementation of ObamaCare before 2014 or Dems will never win another election'
Janet Napolitano: TSA findings reveal that since none of the hijackers were babies, elderly, or Tea Partiers, 9/11 was not an act of terrorism
News Flash: Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA) can see Canada from South Dakota
Drudge Report reduces font to fit all White House scandals onto one page
Obama: the IRS is a constitutional right, just like the Second Amendment
Jay Carney to critics: 'Pinocchio never said anything inconsistent'
Obama: If I had a gay son, he'd look like Jason Collins
IRS targeting pro-gay-marriage LGBT groups leads to gayest tax revolt in U.S. history
Boston: Obama Administration to reclassify marathon bombing as 'sportsplace violence'
Study: Success has many fathers but failure becomes a government program
Michelle Obama praises weekend rampage by Chicago teens as good way to burn calories and stay healthy
This Passover, Obama urges his subjects to paint lamb's blood above doors in order to avoid the Sequester
Time Mag names Hugo Chavez world's sexiest corpse
Boy, 8, pretends banana is gun, makes daring escape from school
Study: Free lunches overpriced, lack nutrition
Joe Salazar defends the right of women to be raped in gun-free environment: 'rapists and rapees should work together to prevent gun violence for the common good'
Dept. of Health and Human Services eliminates rape by reclassifying assailants as 'undocumented sex partners'
Deeming football too violent, Obama moves to introduce Super Drone Sundays instead
Japan offers to extend nuclear umbrella to cover U.S. should America suffer devastating attack on its own defense spending
Feminists organize one billion women to protest male oppression with one billion lap dances
Urban community protests Mayor Bloomberg's ban on extra-large pop singers owning assault weapons
Concerned with mounting death toll, Taliban offers to send peacekeeping advisers to Chicago
Karl Rove puts an end to Tea Party with new 'Republicans For Democrats' strategy aimed at losing elections
Answering public skepticism, President Obama authorizes unlimited drone attacks on all skeet targets throughout the country
Skeet Ulrich denies claims he had been shot by President but considers changing his name to 'Traps'
New York Times hacked by Chinese government, Paul Krugman's economic policies stolen
White House: when President shoots skeet, he donates the meat to food banks that feed the middle class
To prove he is serious, Obama eliminates armed guard protection for President, Vice-President, and their families; establishes Gun-Free Zones around them instead
State Dept to send 100,000 American college students to China as security for US debt obligations
Jay Carney: Al Qaeda is on the run, they're just running forward
Fearing the worst, Obama Administration outlaws the fan to prevent it from being hit by certain objects
World ends; S&P soars
Riddle of universe solved; answer not understood
Greece abandons Euro; accountants find Greece has no Euros anyway
Wheel finally reinvented; axles to be gradually reinvented in 3rd quarter of 2013
As Santa's workshop files for bankruptcy, Fed offers bailout in exchange for control of 'naughty and nice' list
Freak flying pig accident causes bacon to fly off shelves
Report: President Obama to visit the United States in the near future
Obama promises to create thousands more economically neutral jobs
Imam Rauf's peaceful solution: 'Move Ground Zero a few blocks away from the mosque and no one gets hurt'
Study: Obama's threat to burn tax money in Washington 'recruitment bonanza' for Tea Parties
Study: no Social Security reform will be needed if gov't raises retirement age to at least 814 years
Vice President Biden: criticizing Egypt is un-pharaoh
Israelis to Egyptian rioters: "don't damage the pyramids, we will not rebuild"
Lake Superior renamed Lake Inferior in spirit of tolerance and inclusiveness
Michael Moore: As long as there is anyone with money to shake down, this country is not broke
Obama's teleprompters unionize, demand collective bargaining rights
Obama calls new taxes 'spending reductions in tax code.' Elsewhere rapists tout 'consent reductions in sexual intercourse'
Obama's Regulation Reduction committee finds US Constitution to be expensive outdated framework inefficiently regulating federal gov't
Taking a page from the Reagan years, Obama announces new era of Perestroika and Glasnost
White House to impose Chimney tax on Santa Claus
Obama decrees the economy is not soaring as much as previously decreeed
Conservative think tank introduces children to capitalism with pop-up picture book "The Road to Smurfdom"
Obama refutes charges of him being unresponsive to people's suffering: "When you pray to God, do you always hear a response?"
Fluke to Congress: drill, baby, drill!
Planned Parenthood introduces Frequent Flucker reward card: 'Come again soon!'
Obama to tornado victims: 'We inherited this weather from the previous administration'
People's Cube gives itself Hero of Socialist Labor medal in recognition of continued expert advice provided to the Obama Administration helping to shape its foreign and domestic policies
Hamas: Israeli air defense unfair to 99% of our missiles, "only 1% allowed to reach Israel"
Voters Without Borders oppose Texas new voter ID law
Enraged by accusation that they are doing Obama's bidding, media leaders demand instructions from White House on how to respond
Official: China plans to land on Moon or at least on cheap knockoff thereof
Koran-Contra: Obama secretly arms Syrian rebels
Poll: Progressive slogan 'We should be more like Europe' most popular with members of American Nazi Party
May Day: Anarchists plan, schedule, synchronize, and execute a coordinated campaign against all of the above
Midwestern farmers hooked on new erotic novel "50 Shades of Hay"
Study: 99% of Liberals give the rest a bad name
Obama meets with Jewish leaders, proposes deeper circumcisions for the rich
Cancer once again fails to cure Venezuela of its "President for Life"
Tragic spelling error causes Muslim protesters to burn local boob-tube factory
White House: "Let them eat statistics"
Special Ops: if Benedict Arnold had a son, he would look like Barack Obama
IOTW ReportTerry ColonThe Fine ReportProfessor Kurgmankathy blogFAQsterBestObamaFacts.comLooking at the LeftBrain TerminalZombietime
